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Strawberry Clock VI Strawberry Clock VI

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Thanks to you, i can't fucking listen to debussy's clair de lune without thinking of a goddamn strawberry clock.

now, this can be seen as either a testament to your brilliance, or, as a testament to how u fuck with peoples' lives.
i'll go with the latter, because that song has helped me thru a lot, and i am often seen walking thru the streets late at night looking at the stars, and the light shining thru leaves of trees as i listen to that song, and now ill never be able to do that again.

its strange how life is...

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

clock tings

very good

if it werent for the unnecessary explaination, i would say very very good

The End of Bad Inventions The End of Bad Inventions

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

fuck that

i'm an asshole when it comes to reviewin', but i didnt enjoy that movie. frankly, it DID suck. excuse me? fans? that was a joke rite? but its not bad. maybe i'll change the numbers i gave u. meh, nah.

kirkflip responds:

uhhh.. yeah. fans. probably alot more than you have, of whatever shit you put out into the portal. yes i have fans.

youre right about one thing, you ARE an asshole.

Recent Game Reviews

Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck man, wicked.. fuckin .... just fuckin good.

shit. i play this game every night, and i can't get enough of it. its got sick graphics, kinda earthworm jim style eh? don't deny it. its fuckin great anyway. u guys made an awesome hybrid of metal slug, earthworm jim, and the contra series. i personally think it betters all of them though.

and if u couldn't make it any more original, u got original tuneage from LHM. i could do with more music, but man oh man. i truly hope you make more levels for this mother fucker. i love it. still havent beaten that mother fucker at the end, but i highly intend to. great replay value, your skills just get tighter and tighter each time you play it.

and btw, what a fuckin pussy, the last reviewer. a bit to hard? why dont u go cry to your mommy, moma's boy. sheeeeeit.

DAMN GOOD. peace, oust. i gonna keep listening to nothing's shocking on record now, if you excuse me...

KiLLer CaRs! -=2=- KiLLer CaRs! -=2=-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a fine effort

way fuckin cooler than park a lot. what a queer fuckin game. its shitty. this one is pure chills. keep it up man!

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MattShaw responds:

yeh i dont like park-a-lot, but many people do. Thanks for the review :)

The Lonely Hermit The Lonely Hermit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sickening, but refreshing.

pretty nasty, but cute:) its also nice that you made a movie that wasnt so shitty as other trailers and stupid shit like that. come on, why would you make a trailer? the movies ppl make w. trailers neva get finished anyways. stupid fucks.